Rules for dating my daughter application overweight dating web sites

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You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. BOY SCOUT RANK______________________________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS _____________________________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________ 6. _____ If No, EXPLAIN ________________________________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married _____ 8. RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER As a dad, I have some basic rules, which I have carved into two stone tablets that I have on display in my living room. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________ 4. _____ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises) 9. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.) a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is____ b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my____ c) A woman's place is in the____ d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is____ e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is____ (NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might want to watch your back). _____ Yes, please accept my application _____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________ 2. Rule 2: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

She came to my office with me last month and all the executive assistants thought she was 17-18.

I'm afraid I'd be a lousy father to a little girl as I'd use that application for real and probably add a few more requirements and/or warnings.

First date with my daughter will go as follows: Boy shows up and is welcomed into my lair, er, home. Between Boy and irate father will be a disassembled Smith 9, maybe the Glock-depends on Dad's mood.

_____ Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? Church you attend ___________________________ How often do you attend? When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ________________________________________ Signature (That means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result.

___________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.

She came to my office with me last month and all the executive assistants thought she was 17-18.I'm afraid I'd be a lousy father to a little girl as I'd use that application for real and probably add a few more requirements and/or warnings.First date with my daughter will go as follows: Boy shows up and is welcomed into my lair, er, home. Between Boy and irate father will be a disassembled Smith 9, maybe the Glock-depends on Dad's mood. _____ Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? Church you attend ___________________________ How often do you attend? When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ________________________________________ Signature (That means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. ___________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule 7: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. I may appear to be a balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.